i gotta carry my phone around with me 24/7 just in case nobody texts me 

(Source: areafiftyjuan)

astonishingly:

buffering more like suffering


tyleroakley:

Salem just gets me.

(Source: delicateheroin)

8,729 plays Saturday Night Natalia Kills Trouble

(Source: frozenmangoscoops)


vampireschoolnight:

junglejews:

snowballsack:

seagulls on laxatives

genius

i am still laughing really hard.

burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

1,234,729 plays

eatsleepstrokesrepeat:

prinxess0fchina:

snarkypuppie:

eatsleepsluttyrepeat:

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oh. o

Is it weird I find this arousing?

yes.

slapping:

if cats could talk i would never even want to make human friends ever again

(Source: slapping)

feistyfrank:

my main form of exercise is rolling my eyes

rations:

when the blunt was stronger than you thought it was

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rapewhistled:

why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying

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