i gotta carry my phone around with me 24/7 just in case nobody texts me
buffering more like suffering
seagulls on laxatives
i am still laughing really hard.
*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight
Is it weird I find this arousing?
if cats could talk i would never even want to make human friends ever again
my main form of exercise is rolling my eyes
when the blunt was stronger than you thought it was
why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying