burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

1,177,877 plays

eatsleepstrokesrepeat:

prinxess0fchina:

snarkypuppie:

eatsleepsluttyrepeat:

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oh. o

Is it weird I find this arousing?

yes.

slapping:

if cats could talk i would never even want to make human friends ever again

(Source: slapping)

feistyfrank:

my main form of exercise is rolling my eyes

rations:

when the blunt was stronger than you thought it was

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rapewhistled:

why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying

We’re adults, but, like…adult cats. Someone should probably take care of us, but we can sort of make it on our own.
my roommate, on the question “are we adults” (via disjunct)

liliumgrey:

This is beautiful.

(Source: pleatedjeans)

bepeu:

my favorite hobby is not being a parent

egberts:

where can i buy that for free

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